Prolies 

\ pro*lies \ ( pro-leez )
- noun, pl
An extension of proletariat from Orwell's 1984, which refers to docile, undemanding, uncultured working class citizens.

"Man, why do they keep making all these shitty reality TV programs? I mean, who actually watches them?"
" ... Prolies."

Prolies by Avian Chaos June 23, 2008

prolest 

1. To protect from molestation.
2. To molest someone to protect them.
3. To protect someone as though it looks like molesting them.

1. I must prolest you from that vengeful hooker.
2. You paid in full, therefore, I must prolest you.
3. I didn't mean to prolest you the other day.

prolest by Durran November 17, 2004

prolie 

of the people; the corollary to boojie

This girl at work calls me boojie but the truth is that I’m legit prolie.

prolie by the splitsubject May 22, 2019

proxies 

a internet tool that lets u go to a website but it uses a different web address. use so you can go to website that are blocked from school or work

"dude they blocked this tight site"
'who cares use proxies"

proxies by victorwelker December 20, 2005

rolly-polies 

an urge that comes about when on dxm that one needs to run around, jump, dance, or otherwise change your perception of gravity and position in space.

shit, man, i need to go outside! i have the rolly-polies like crazy.

rolly-polies by defect December 13, 2004

Proties 

Its the vegetarian knock off of protein. Because all vegans are special snowflakes.

Person 1: Hey did you get your daily intake of protein?
Vegan: Excuse me, its PROTIES.

Proties by BootyShorts4Life May 30, 2018

prolisingularity 

pro'li-sin'gu-lar'i-ty n. pl. -ties.

1. The point in a given non-interactive entertainment presentation* at which the presentation ceases to be compelling due to length.

2. Theater. The theoretical point in a given non-interactive entertainment presentation at which the presentation is converted to interactive electronic game format to preserve its overall integrity.

3. Gaming. The theoretical point in a given interactive electronic game at which the game is converted to non-interactive entertainment presentation due to lack of storyline integrity. See Doom. –also pro-li'ci-sin'gu-lar'i-ty n.

*e.g. a staged theatrical performance

Definition (c) 2006 Wondrous Inventions. http://crazedgnome.wordpress.com/

1. This season of "24" reached prolisingularity nineteen hours ago.

2. Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time" series may become a game but will never make it to the movies due to prolisingularity.

3. The movie "Doom" sucks.

prolisingularity by Wizzel Cogcarrier Wizzleton IV September 10, 2008

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010