Profla

A man who makes huge profits selling oil, vegetable fat and vodka. The father of this individual is normally known as a Praful.

A Profla would like to be known as a Pavo, but everyone else knows that this is a ridiculous idea!

Give that Profla the bill, he's the expert.

Profla by Subhash ops January 21, 2011

Profeasional 

1. A word used to undermine the professionalism of one's peers. When it is used in a sentence, the sentence usually has various misspellings of other jargon found within the profession.

2. prɔfiziɔnal a word used by person who walks into (or types to) a large group of colleagues (e.g. classical singers) with the predetermined understanding that they know something more than their colleagues do. The offending person is compelled--duty-bound--to smother information on their colleagues while insulting them without apology.

3. prɔ 'fi ʒʌ nəl or possibly prɔ fi 'æ ʒʌ nəl (if you are working on Russian and feeling confused about it, it is roughly pronounced pra f̩ɨ 'ja z̩jɔ nal) a word used by a person who shows up to rehearsals knowing more than everyone else around them and being 100% certain that they are always right. Furthermore, it means they always have their argument prepared in case someone has the chutzpah to tell them that they might not be right. They also take that opportunity to outwardly compare themselves to others in order to highlight their own greatness.

1. "...studying music from a piano 'redyction' is unthinkable and sub profeasional..."

2. "As a profeasional singer, I spend the vast majority of my day scrutinizing the practice and work habits of my colleagues. This includes their unwillingness to communicate with the dead composers via a medium, it's an asinine assumption that singers should watch the conductor, and reading the notes on the page."

3. "A true profeasional singer splits her waking hours as follows: 30% towards score study, 20% towards weight-lifting to get in shape for carrying full scores, and 50% towards telling people how professional she is for studying her score so much. Too bad you keep using those sub profeasional piano redyctions and putting your time towards plebeian things like learning your music quickly and getting gigs."

Profeasional by RoaringWookiee March 23, 2019

Constipation Proclamation 

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

profawk

A profawk is a portmanteau word, blending the words "professional" and "fohawk". It is a name given to a men's hairstyle that allows the individual to wear it professionally, in a more conservative and business-like atmosphere but also allows the professional to wear it in an edgy and voguish style outside the office.

I saw a lot of guys sporting profawks at the Young Professional's Organization mixer last Thursday.

profawk by DirtyRiegs June 25, 2008

Profanulism

The act of replacing certain vowels in profane language with the letter "A". Commonly used to convey the meaning of profanity without saying the actual word and feeling naughty.

Also makes people think that you are from Boston.

Example of the use of Profanulism:

"Man, after i saw that ass I facked that batch so hard in her passy... She was like, 'Damn, you have a huge cack.' "

Profanulism by GeoffWilkersonTheSeventh May 8, 2013

profilactiparoxibow

A fake word, made up in the writers head that is used in a song to complete a rhyme or as humor in a game where the character you play as sings about the actions you preform as the player.

"Profilactiparoxibow"
"Is a word I made up just now"

profilactiparoxibow by MrSwiggitySwag November 16, 2020

profanisaurus 

Concept created by the writers of UK comic Viz which was stolen by Urban Dictionary with no credit given to Viz.

Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Let's use and expand this Profanisaurus idea in Viz to create a Website, and not acknowledge the original idea at all.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 2: Isn't that morally wrong?
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Yeah but this is the internet and we're faceless so it doesn't matter.

profanisaurus by Nick-N August 17, 2016