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Professional 'Ho' 

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A professional 'ho', is a woman in the rap game with bars.
They sing about their coochies, vaginas, cat, vulva, punani. The whole thing, they have to mention their privates in any way.
This girl is a professional 'ho'. And this is a ho with BARS!!!!!

Professional Homeowner 

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An unskilled, lazy individual who has been fired from numerous jobs and relegated to sitting at home fantasizing that doing household chores is a full time profession.
That wanker was fired from every job he was hired to do and is now stuck being a professional homeowner.

Professional Holderbackers

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noun

1.

A term used to describe persons who hold back in their own lives and then proceed to project their holderbacker behavior onto others to put them in a similar state of holderbackness.

2.

An activity that one engages in due to their own deep rooted insecurities and unwillingness to face reality on a consistent basis.

3.

Eager or willing to put other people down to make them selves feel better mostly through passive aggressivness.
"Look at those guys hold back, They're professionals"

"Those guys are professional holderbackers, don't worry about them"

"We are the best at what we do, we're never honest, especially to ourselves. We hold back! it's just what we do guys and we're ganna change the world!!!"

"Those guys are doing far too well me thinks, they're not holding back enough! This is not good for our health and well being... We must stop them! Holderbackers Assemble!!!"

Professional hottie 

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1. A hot, educated, female in her mid 20s that sports high wasted skirts and heels for her day job.

2. A hottie who blindsides you with her intellegence.
Amanda, you need to hook me up with your friend Ashley from work, she’s a professional hottie.

Professional Friend Hopper

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Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.
"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.

Professionally Homeless

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The ability to fall asleep at any point anywhere at any time and be relatively comfortable.
John just conked out on my love seat, no blanket or pillow.”

“Yeah he’s professionally homeless. Just give it enough time he could be asleep on safety net made of razor wire.”
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