Procy 

Noun (Derogatory)

/ präkē /

A very forward prostitute

"That hoe a straight procy, ngl"

Procy by Bruvtard February 26, 2022

super quantum unit intel processor 

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

super quantum unit intel processor by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020

Seizure Procedure 

In video games, when you are struck or exposed by a weapon or mechanic that causes blindness in your character.

examples: flashbangs, concussion grenades, blinding flashlights, etc.

I was on a killstreak until Ajax hit me with the Seizure Procedure and i died.

Seizure Procedure by DeusRexVulpe November 21, 2018

Please proceed, Governor 

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.

Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator

Please proceed, Governor by jcb82 October 19, 2012

Trust The Process 

Basically carrying out a long term task or goal to end with a nice outcome, even if there are hiccups or mistakes made before that good outcome.

P1: I’m in the process of making and art piece, but right now it looks like shit

P2: Just Trust The Process. It’ll turn out better later.

Trust The Process by picckledissection November 28, 2019

procaffeinate

(v.) To delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.

I put the 'pro' in procaffeinate.

procaffeinate by LostBumblebee July 21, 2014

procatstinate

When you waste the whole day on youtube watching cat videos while you should be studying instead.

Instead of doing their homework, most children procatstinate instead.

procatstinate by squirreldogIV October 19, 2013