Procurement
I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.
Procurement by silentthread November 19, 2010
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Procurement dickhead
A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.
Procurement dickhead by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024
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Brocurement
A portmanteau of "bro" and "procurement". This is the act of finding some bros when you want to chill.
Brocurement by Bassmaster Zero May 17, 2011
Profrement
Profrement is when one is ok with fear and proud that they are not perfect. It is and understanding that not everyone including ones self is not prefect and that it is not only ok but a human response to have fears and that they are proud to be who they are.
In the face of challenges, Mary embraced her profrement, acknowledging her fears and imperfections with pride, then took a deep breath and jumped in the sea.
Profrement by ZoeSally January 1, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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