dickey6969's definitions

Procure

The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.

"After the daily procurement, let's procure the procured."

by dickey6969 November 6, 2018

Dollar up the ass

Money wasted on something ridiculous, like wiping your butt.

Johnnie: I just bought some new Jake Paul merch! Now I can show everyone that I'm a big Jake Pauler!
Gary: That's another dollar up the ass.

by dickey6969 June 17, 2018

2.2

The number of points per game that basketball legend LaVar Christopher Ball averaged in his prolific college career.

Despite only averaging 2.2 points per game in college, LaVar Ball has made it clear that he can beat Michael Jordan in a 1v1 basketball game.

by dickey6969 June 25, 2018

Furkan 40

When a basketball player who is not well known, considering the level of game, scores a lot of points.

LeBron: “Wow! How did Luke Babbitt score 35 points on us?”
Hassan: “Dude, you guys let him drop a Furkan 40 lol. Terrible defense.”

by dickey6969 August 17, 2018

Coil

A word for someone who is easily annoyed.

"I call him coil"
"No I call him coil"

by dickey6969 March 29, 2017

Oubre

Kelly's last name.

Person 1: "Did you see Oubre's higlight reel?"
Person 2: "Do you mean Kelly Oubre?"
Person 1: "Yes."

by dickey6969 May 4, 2017

Knee-Snapper

Like an ankle-breaker, but higher up the leg.

LeDarius: Did you see when that guy got crossed?
Jevarious: Yeah man, that was a real Knee-Snapper

by dickey6969 May 18, 2017