dickey6969's definitions

Dollar up the ass

Money wasted on something ridiculous, like wiping your butt.

Johnnie: I just bought some new Jake Paul merch! Now I can show everyone that I'm a big Jake Pauler!
Gary: That's another dollar up the ass.

by dickey6969 June 17, 2018

Leftover

The opponent who you beat.

After the NBA Finals in 2017, it was clear that the Cavs were nothing more than Golden State's leftovers.

by dickey6969 June 14, 2017

Procure

The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.

"After the daily procurement, let's procure the procured."

by dickey6969 November 6, 2018

Do-Rag

It's under the hat.

"What's under the hat, a do-rag?"

by dickey6969 May 18, 2017

Old Hick

Someone who makes it to the big stage (i.e. president) but doesn't forget where he came from.

When talking about his past, Old Hick got kind of choked up and he left a trail of tears behind him.

by dickey6969 June 14, 2017

Pussy Points

Extra credit points - Points for those who are too weak to earn points when tests/assignments are given to them the first time.

Person 1: "Yes! I got a 95 on my math test!"
Person 2: "Dude you got a 40 on the actual test, but the teacher gave you 55 pussy points because you went begging to him."

by dickey6969 May 27, 2017

Coil

A word for someone who is easily annoyed.

"I call him coil"
"No I call him coil"

by dickey6969 March 29, 2017