Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dickey6969

Procure

The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.

"After the daily procurement, let's procure the procured."

Procure by dickey6969 November 6, 2018

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When a basketball player who is not well known, considering the level of game, scores a lot of points.

LeBron: “Wow! How did Luke Babbitt score 35 points on us?”
Hassan: “Dude, you guys let him drop a Furkan 40 lol. Terrible defense.”

Furkan 40 by dickey6969 August 17, 2018

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The number of points per game that basketball legend LaVar Christopher Ball averaged in his prolific college career.

Despite only averaging 2.2 points per game in college, LaVar Ball has made it clear that he can beat Michael Jordan in a 1v1 basketball game.

2.2 by dickey6969 June 25, 2018

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Money wasted on something ridiculous, like wiping your butt.

Johnnie: I just bought some new Jake Paul merch! Now I can show everyone that I'm a big Jake Pauler!
Gary: That's another dollar up the ass.

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When I saw that Butler was playing Winthrop in the Round of 64, I came down with a severe case of Winthropphobia.

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Reminiscing on the early works of world renowned political cartoon artist Thomas Nast.

Person 1: Remember when Thomas Nast depicted Boss Tweed and the Tammany Tiger."
Person 2: "Yeah, that's a Blast From the Nast."

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Someone who makes it to the big stage (i.e. president) but doesn't forget where he came from.

When talking about his past, Old Hick got kind of choked up and he left a trail of tears behind him.

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