Procurement
I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.
Procurement by silentthread November 19, 2010
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Procurement dickhead
A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.
Procurement dickhead by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024
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Brocurement
A portmanteau of "bro" and "procurement". This is the act of finding some bros when you want to chill.
Brocurement by Bassmaster Zero May 17, 2011
Profrement
Profrement is when one is ok with fear and proud that they are not perfect. It is and understanding that not everyone including ones self is not prefect and that it is not only ok but a human response to have fears and that they are proud to be who they are.
In the face of challenges, Mary embraced her profrement, acknowledging her fears and imperfections with pride, then took a deep breath and jumped in the sea.
Profrement by ZoeSally January 1, 2024
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)