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A procuct is a product brought to market by founders who build for themself and not the market. It is typically over engineered very passionately and is given to a salesman to sell despite no one on earth wanting it. Procuct is a combination between product and cuck. A procuct cannot sell, all it is capable of doing is stun-locking a junior salesman for 6 months to 1 year. The salesman, now makes no money and watches his friends all get rich selling real products.
'James got a 'job' working from those founders we met the other day. He has to know they're building a procuct right? He probably will want me to shoot a dm in 3 months of a cuck chair and talk about the revenue I generate selling my product.'
Procuct by helmetrabbit October 15, 2025
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product displacement 

The substitution of trademarked product names with fake or phony product names in order to avoid the payment of licensing or advertising fees.

Product displacement is frequently used in the television and movie industries in the 21st Century as a means of representing a certain product without using the exact name to avoid any potential legal costs to the producers of the programs.
The movie "Lethal Agent" had so much product displacement in it. It looked like one big advertorial.

sexy products 

Sexy products are products sold by Jiafei our chinese queen
Buy my sexy products or i will kidnap you
sexy products by anonymurban December 28, 2021

N&A Productions 

The cringest channel ever on YT
N&A Productions by litfit69 June 17, 2018

cold product 

something or someone that's old news, past prime, not hot anymore, or out of date, or no longer desirable
i left that girl she's cold product
cold product by Jamie & Tad August 11, 2006

Pork Product 

Pork Product

The definition of a fat person but said in fun way amongst friends
Fat, me? Says you you little pork product
Pork Product by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

Product first 

When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!
Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!

Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.

Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
Product first by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022