Procrastismexing 

having sex while procrastinating.

Kevin and Joyce are procrastismexing and not doing homework.

Procrastismexing by lolwut76 October 19, 2009

Procrastasexing 

The act of procrastination by engaging in any sexual act.

Procrastasexing is when a woman needs to finish her presentation for tomorrow's big business meeting, and instead calls her husband and tells him she will be home early from work and ends the conversation and phone call "If you know what I mean."

Any time any college student has a presentation, essay or any final project or test due and they have a either a significant other or fuck buddy they will always Procrastasex.

A student studying abroad claiming the need for an "intercultural experience" which supersedes the three essays they already have extensions on and will almost always end up procrastasexing.

Procrastasexing by waitingfortheratrace June 20, 2011

Procrastimeming

Avoiding something that you really should be doing, by looking at memes.

"Dude, you look wrecked"

"Yeah, I was supposed to pack last night, but was up until dawn procrastimeming"

Procrastimeming by jinxinferno April 30, 2012