Procrastipuff 

Noun procrastipuff or verb procrastipuffing defining Procrastinating by smoking a joint or cigarette or any other smoking substances , and therefore delaying a project , a meeting or any other commitment.

Noun -We decided to clean the garage today but thought it best to have a procrastipuff before starting.

Verb -Marc said :"Where are

Jack and Jill ?"
Julie answered :" out back procrastipuffing "

Procrastipuff by Juanna fuqc October 9, 2019

procrastisurf 

to surf the internet meaninglessly in order to avoid doing something important and usually school related

I procrastisurfed on urban dictionary and procrastibloged on xanga till about 3am last night, then I finally started studying for my chemistry exam.

procrastisurf by sugandha March 4, 2006

Procrastifficient 

Performing the art of procrastination in the best possible manner, with minimal waste of effort and expense.

Properly utilized, the subject will feel oddly fulfilled and slightly drained, yet will not have accomplished anything of import.

A portmanteau of "Procrastination" and "Efficient".

I write unnecessary Urban Dictionary entries whilst simultaneously Facebooking and surfing Reddit, in order to be as procrastifficient as possible.

Procrastifficient by omnom chomsky January 17, 2013

protastipuff 

A noun that defines taking a break by puffing on a joint or cigarette or whatever else one could puff on,instead of doing what one has previously committed to doing , and end up taking way longer than one should .

Person 1:"Im on my way to help Marc move ... "
Person 2:"let's have a protastipuff first "

protastipuff by Juanna fuqc September 12, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022