Procrastipuff

Noun procrastipuff or verb procrastipuffing defining Procrastinating by smoking a joint or cigarette or any other smoking substances , and therefore delaying a project , a meeting or any other commitment.

Noun -We decided to clean the garage today but thought it best to have a procrastipuff before starting.

Verb -Marc said :"Where are

Jack and Jill ?"
Julie answered :" out back procrastipuffing "

by Juanna fuqc October 9, 2019

procrastisurf

to surf the internet meaninglessly in order to avoid doing something important and usually school related

I procrastisurfed on urban dictionary and procrastibloged on xanga till about 3am last night, then I finally started studying for my chemistry exam.

by sugandha March 4, 2006

Procrastifficient

Performing the art of procrastination in the best possible manner, with minimal waste of effort and expense.

Properly utilized, the subject will feel oddly fulfilled and slightly drained, yet will not have accomplished anything of import.

A portmanteau of "Procrastination" and "Efficient".

I write unnecessary Urban Dictionary entries whilst simultaneously Facebooking and surfing Reddit, in order to be as procrastifficient as possible.

by omnom chomsky January 17, 2013

protastipuff

A noun that defines taking a break by puffing on a joint or cigarette or whatever else one could puff on,instead of doing what one has previously committed to doing , and end up taking way longer than one should .

Person 1:"Im on my way to help Marc move ... "
Person 2:"let's have a protastipuff first "

by Juanna fuqc September 12, 2019