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Procrastigret

To willfully procrastinate and simultaneously acknowledge your impending regret in doing so.
Ben: Hey you starting on that English paper tonight?
Bill: No, imma totally procrastigret that shit.
Ben: Nice, I feel ya.
by Broseph00 April 9, 2011
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procrastigmatism

When you have a vision dysfunction that will overlook dirty dishes, peeling paint, the change oil light on your car, etc; because it is something you'll get to later. Really, you will.
I didn't even realize that I was out of clean plates nor that my sink was full of unwashed dishes. Curses, my procrastigmatism is acting up again! Sometimes known as a different, "convenient" form of lazy eye
by Gary Straynge November 4, 2012
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ProcrastiNet

when your internet is being a jackass. when your internet is so lazy it takes 30 minutes to watch a 30-second clip. fat internet.
I was trying to catch up on all the latest videos on youporn.com, but nothing was loading because my internet was procrastinetting again.
by Schroeter/Anderson Alliance January 18, 2009
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procrasticreeping

the act of creeping through people's facebook profiles to avoid doing something that you really should be doing
Keriann: "Hey whats up"
Christina: "nm. just procrasticreeping to avoid writing that english final paper."
by WILD TINA June 15, 2010
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Procrastinetworking

The act of perusing social networking sites such as MySpace and Facebook as a means of putting off something that is usually more important.
Guy 1: So what have you been up to today?
Guy 2: Well, I was supposed to be writing my grandpa's eulogy, but that's a total downer. So I've pretty much just been procrastinetworking all day.
by J Martino March 4, 2009
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Procrastibreak

The act of taking a small break of procrastination during work hours, or dire times of actually needing to do something constructive and important.
You: "Oh man, I'm so glad I'm getting all of this work done, It's so productive!"
Computer: "I'm sorry, I can't let you do that, Dave."
You: "Welp, better take a procrastibreak and check out these wicked-awesome definitions on urbandictionary.com"

OR

You: "I'm backed up with all this godawful work I have to do for tomorrow, It's driving me nuts!"
Conscience: "You should tell all of your friends on that favourite social network of yours."
You: "Damn right, I had better take a good procrastibreak to get my mind cookin'!

OR

Me - Take a wonderful procrastibreak between college work and decide to write a definiton on the internet..
by Effort May 24, 2013
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procrastiwriting

working on an paper for school in small segments but continually getting distracted whether intentionally or unintentionally
I really can't come out tonight. I've been procrastiwriting this paper all day and it's time to get it done.
by swarles barkley September 11, 2009
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