Procrasticreep 

Procrastinating on homework or other work by creeping on friends, celebrities, etc. using facebook or any other means of creeping.

Wow, I really don't want to do my homework right now. I guess I'll go procrasticreep on my friends on facebook.

Procrasticreep by blondie333 December 1, 2010

procrasticreeping 

the act of creeping through people's facebook profiles to avoid doing something that you really should be doing

Keriann: "Hey whats up"
Christina: "nm. just procrasticreeping to avoid writing that english final paper."

procrasticreeping by WILD TINA June 15, 2010

Procrastisleeping 

When one puts off going to sleep. Usually spent on the computer.

Steve is online

Zach <12:01am>: What are you still doing up?
Steve<12:01am>: I'm procrastisleeping.

Procrastisleeping by Ambrosine March 2, 2010

procrasticrap

verb: To take a dump to avoid doing work

What my teenage son does when I ask him to clean up the kitchen. "For god's sake, Josh, quit procrasticrapping and clean up the kitchen!"

procrasticrap by debpicks December 20, 2006

procrastiception

An attempt to make up for or end procrastination which merely results in further procrastination.

"Dude, have you finally blitzed through all that work yet?"
"Nah, I was going to stop procrastinating but I procrastinated that too..."
"Procrastinating within procrastination? You know man, we've got a word for that shit around here. Procrastiception."

procrastiception by bowiesmoonboots September 2, 2012

Procrastisleeping 

When you dread having to spend the day doing something menial, so you spend a few more hour lying in bed and hoping it will go away.

Alice: Do you want to go out for dinner?
Bob: No, I was procrastisleeping untill 2 p.m. and now I'm running out of time to finish this assignment.

Procrastisleeping by Zrnspm May 31, 2013

procrastiception

When you procrastinate so hard you forget what you were procrastinating about.

Hellish: Dude I was procrastinating on something but I forgot what it was.
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!

procrastiception by Madworld808 March 31, 2019