Procrasticreep

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Procrastinating on homework or other work by creeping on friends, celebrities, etc. using facebook or any other means of creeping.

Wow, I really don't want to do my homework right now. I guess I'll go procrasticreep on my friends on facebook.

Procrasticreep by blondie333 December 1, 2010

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procrasticreeping

the act of creeping through people's facebook profiles to avoid doing something that you really should be doing

Keriann: "Hey whats up"
Christina: "nm. just procrasticreeping to avoid writing that english final paper."

procrasticreeping by WILD TINA June 15, 2010

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Procrastisleeping

When one puts off going to sleep. Usually spent on the computer.

Steve is online

Zach <12:01am>: What are you still doing up?
Steve<12:01am>: I'm procrastisleeping.

Procrastisleeping by Ambrosine March 2, 2010

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procrasticrap

verb: To take a dump to avoid doing work

What my teenage son does when I ask him to clean up the kitchen. "For god's sake, Josh, quit procrasticrapping and clean up the kitchen!"

procrasticrap by debpicks December 20, 2006

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procrastiception

An attempt to make up for or end procrastination which merely results in further procrastination.

"Dude, have you finally blitzed through all that work yet?"
"Nah, I was going to stop procrastinating but I procrastinated that too..."
"Procrastinating within procrastination? You know man, we've got a word for that shit around here. Procrastiception."

procrastiception by bowiesmoonboots September 2, 2012

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Procrastisleeping

When you dread having to spend the day doing something menial, so you spend a few more hour lying in bed and hoping it will go away.

Alice: Do you want to go out for dinner?
Bob: No, I was procrastisleeping untill 2 p.m. and now I'm running out of time to finish this assignment.

Procrastisleeping by Zrnspm May 31, 2013

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procrastiception

When you procrastinate so hard you forget what you were procrastinating about.

Hellish: Dude I was procrastinating on something but I forgot what it was.
Ali: oh my god, procrastiception!

procrastiception by Madworld808 March 31, 2019

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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