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Proceleme 

A man with a 20 metre penis, the ruler of the Brno underworld and the owner of 2 baguette vending machines in the centre of Prague. His last name is the swag he's made 24% of.
If it's white than it's alright. If it's Brown you are drown in diarrhea. Proceleme 2016.

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Proceleme by Proceleme fan March 27, 2022

Elvis problème 

A problem that needs solving but the solution strangely requires excessive amounts of oisters/lubricant
"We might have an Elvis problème over here."
Elvis problème by that_Sloppy December 8, 2020

Problemental 

(adj) When a person, group, or other collective makes a decision(s) or commit action(s) that present problems for them and/or others which would tend to make an unbiased third party observer believe the perpetrator(s) is(are) mentally unstable.
"Joann's tendency to throw up after she eats is very problemental."

"Stevo has been so problemental lately; his irrational behaviors are quite disconcerting."

"The NRA's defense of guns after the Sandy Hawk Massacre is very problemental."

Procurement 

I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.
Procurement by silentthread November 19, 2010

Problemetts

A little annoying problem that just won't go away!
I have so many problemetts in my life that it's driving me crazy!
Problemetts by Rose Hog July 22, 2007

problemets 

small, little annoying problems that won't go away.
There are so many Problemets in my life right now!
problemets by Rosie H. October 26, 2007