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slang term for a very long penis
I front-loaded her pussy while we were standing up, facing each other, utilizing my proboscis!
proboscis by Chimpeachment August 30, 2010
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a large, protruding nose, often associated with areeb.
1. Holy hell!! Look at his proboscis!!
2. Cyrano de Bergiac had an intensely large proboscis.
Proboscis by JayDrk August 21, 2008
Nose. A common term often mistaken as "penis" because of the sound of the word and the context people use it in. It is similar in use to the weenus.
The proboscis belongs on the face
Your proboscis bothers you in the restroom (because it smells bad)
Penis,pecker,cock,dick,wang,peter,pedus
look at the size of his proboscis.
Proboscis by The Fury 13 December 19, 2010

proboscis monkey 

A fugly monkey with a huge ass nose and is usually obese. It makes a screwed up honking sound. See fugly.
teh proboscis monkey go teh HONKHONKHONK0rz!11!!11 LOLOLOL!!!!
proboscis monkey by GreyJinjo December 19, 2003

proboscis monkey 

opposite of amateurboscis
that amareurboscis aint getting paid

proboscis weasel 

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.
This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.
proboscis weasel by Karl March 14, 2004
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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