proboscis

slang term for a very long penis

I front-loaded her pussy while we were standing up, facing each other, utilizing my proboscis!

by Chimpeachment August 30, 2010

Proboscis

a large, protruding nose, often associated with areeb.

1. Holy hell!! Look at his proboscis!!
2. Cyrano de Bergiac had an intensely large proboscis.

by JayDrk August 21, 2008

proboscis

Nose. A common term often mistaken as "penis" because of the sound of the word and the context people use it in. It is similar in use to the weenus.

The proboscis belongs on the face
Your proboscis bothers you in the restroom (because it smells bad)

by 10248948142947392835y923840234 February 14, 2012

Proboscis

Penis,pecker,cock,dick,wang,peter,pedus

look at the size of his proboscis.

by The Fury 13 December 19, 2010

proboscis monkey

A fugly monkey with a huge ass nose and is usually obese. It makes a screwed up honking sound. See fugly.

teh proboscis monkey go teh HONKHONKHONK0rz!11!!11 LOLOLOL!!!!

by GreyJinjo December 19, 2003

proboscis monkey

opposite of amateurboscis

that amareurboscis aint getting paid

by lisa sparkle frank brownjohn May 8, 2004

proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

by Karl March 14, 2004