proboscis
proboscis by Chimpeachment August 30, 2010
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proboscis
Nose. A common term often mistaken as "penis" because of the sound of the word and the context people use it in. It is similar in use to the weenus.
The proboscis belongs on the face
Your proboscis bothers you in the restroom (because it smells bad)
Your proboscis bothers you in the restroom (because it smells bad)
proboscis by 10248948142947392835y923840234 February 14, 2012
Proboscis
Proboscis by The Fury 13 December 19, 2010
proboscis monkey
A fugly monkey with a huge ass nose and is usually obese. It makes a screwed up honking sound. See fugly.
proboscis monkey by GreyJinjo December 19, 2003
proboscis monkey
opposite of amateurboscis
proboscis monkey by lisa sparkle frank brownjohn May 8, 2004
proboscis weasel
Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.
This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!
I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.
I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.
proboscis weasel by Karl March 14, 2004
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