4 definition by Chimpeachment

Nancy's flat tummy and the gap between her thighs make her a perfect front loader... we can screw and screw and screw some more standing up until we get off in each other's arms. Then I throw her on the bed and we screw and screw some more.

I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."

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I front-loaded her pussy while we were standing up, facing each other, utilizing my proboscis!

That sleazy Telescamgelist Joel Osteen told his flock of sheeple that God said he needed a new private airplane, so they all obliged.