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Pro status 

Noun- Ultimate, the best, worthy of praise, awesome, high quality, showing supremacy over the system by beating the man.

Verb- To steal, to do something straight up nice that requires balls
Freaking aced that pre-calc quiz, i got freaking pro status.

I dont feel like paying for lunch, time to pro status.

I Pro statused my i-touch from walmart they didnt even see it coming.

Mike W pro statuses everyday
Pro status by Soccerdies January 9, 2009
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Pro Status 

1. n. The ability of someone to completely pwn his particular job.

2. n. To be so professionally capable at one's particular skill as to make the attempts of others to imitate you make them appear as retarded, thumbless, knucle-dragging apes.
Since Miguel is Pro Status he can take his wife's phone call while recieving head from his whore!
Pro Status by AthiesticDiety April 20, 2009

pro status 

Of high quality, carrying something out with perfection.
pro status by maybenot September 28, 2003

Prostatute 

The prostatutes ares whores that, in the middle of the action, violently insert their fingers into your anus to reach your prostate. They also go back and forth with their fingers really really fast and really really hard. They are evil creatures that appear only at moonless nights, so watch out!
-Hey dude, you wanna get some hoe's 'night?
-better not, man, I can't see the moon in the sky... There must be some prostatutes among them...
-oh shit, I forgot! Come on get into my car, I'll bring us safe!
Prostatute by Grillzy January 7, 2010

Prostatute 

A “prostate specialist” that does sexual actions with their patient during an “exam”
“The appointment was so long, I thought she was a prostatute.”
Prostatute by HTgqe June 13, 2021

prostitussy 

Refers to a prostitutes smelly vagina. Similar to Badussy, minus the booty & dick.
Damb, bitch your fish smells like pussy; get your prostitussy ass out of my car before I back hand you.
prostitussy by PimpDisco July 29, 2008

Prostatute 

A specific type of prostitute that only allows him/herself to have sex in the anus. For various reasons such as pregnancy, period or preference. Very highly sought after as they charge the same as a regular prostitute.
"Hey Brandon, you done a prostatute yet?"
"No, what's a prostatute?"
"Those prostitutes that have standards and only have sex in ass. It's great, cheap anal sex and don't have to worry about a baby."