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Pridget

Simply, a pregnant midget. Did you know legal midgets can give birth to normal sized humans? Do you ever wonder what's inside the underbelly of a pregnant midget? For further inquiries...make your way up to Central New York, specifically Syracuse.
A pridget under 4'11'' suffering from middle-heavy syndrome who is potentially carrying a human who will one day be 6'5''.

A pridget who needs to wear a Northface backpack full of bricks to even out their weight distribution from east to west.
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Ashley Pridgen

The sexy Snorgtees girl with the huge boobs in the gray shirt with "Stand Back, I'm a professional on it."
Ashley Pridgen has such a nice rack on her, I'd tap that.
by N3vKid July 18, 2010
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Russell Pridgen

My wonderful, loving husband who I have waited on all my life. He is my world!
Holly's wonderful husband who she loves with all of her heart! That is Russell Pridgen
by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008
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pridgen

one who is epic, characterized by popularity, hilarousity, and random interesting antics.
that guy is pridgen, did you SEE his facebook pictures??
by pridgenfan1234567890 February 26, 2009
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pidget

This is an extremely small pigeon and most of them (Round 97%) never live to see the day!! This is sad and the remaining 3% are aware of this fact!Late studies of this species reveal that they have a strange mating act... When the female pidget wants to mate, it simply vommits a mix of carefully selected grass in perfect circles!
The alpha pidget then carefully approaches the female pidget from behind and brutally performs a hot carl then inserting its genetalia while purring like a cat! high definition cameras have actually managed to film one before ending its days in a jetmotor!This might seem strange, but a norwegian scientist has figured out the secret why so many end their days in freak aero accidents!Pidgets are simply born with strong magnetic fields in their wings and stand chanceless when turbine maelstroms from jets come closer than 5 kilometres..Estimated rate of survival of the species is 3 years!A pidget website is under construction and there, people will also be able to leave donations to the"save the pidget" foundation!These incredibly beautiful creatures deserve a second chance!
this is a close relative to the common pidgeon!
"Is that a pidgeon??No, it is much smaller!!!What the hell is that thing, could it be the nearly extinct pidget?!!Christ it just got sucked in to a jet!!!"
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pidget

a perverted midget, aka a pidget

(invented by a short person)
Tall Person: Why do you always hear perverted things? I mean how do you get "balls" from "wanna hang out tonight?"
Short Person: idk its just my nature!
Tall Person: I just realized how short you are... like midget short
Short Person: Stop calling me a perverted midget! pidget!
Tall Person- HA! I'll call you that from now on! Pidget!
Short Person-Grrrrrrr...I hate you...
by Pidget May 2, 2009
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