Simply, a pregnant midget. Did you know legal midgets can give birth to normal sized humans? Do you ever wonder what's inside the underbelly of a pregnant midget? For further inquiries...make your way up to Central New York, specifically Syracuse.
A pridget under 4'11'' suffering from middle-heavy syndrome who is potentially carrying a human who will one day be 6'5''.

A pridget who needs to wear a Northface backpack full of bricks to even out their weight distribution from east to west.
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