Pricky dicky 

When your dick gets hit by a cactus

I was so hungover I fell into a cactus and got a pricky dicky

Pricky dicky by ajshark December 28, 2016

prickly dick 

A person who is such an asshole that they cannot be described as just a prick or a dick, therefore both words are combined to form this term. Can be abbreviated to "PD".

1. "Alex is being such a prickly dick lately."
2. "That was such a prickly dick move."

prickly dick by ovenface420 December 4, 2009

arizona prickly dick 

two days after shaving your shaft, you get that slight tight stubble that takes on the same characteristics of a cactus.

get that Arizona prickly dick out of my va jay jay, that shit feels like a cactus. you better not have holes in that jimmy either!

arizona prickly dick by Ben WackinIt June 18, 2016

prickly dick 

when the side of a mans dick has more hair on it than his balls.

Did you see that prickly dick man on the porno? His dick had so much hair it looked like sideburns on a bald man.

prickly dick by american bad ass February 10, 2007

prick dick motherfucker

One who is acting or is an ass hole and puts you down as a person! Someone who thinks there better then anyone else!

That guy over there is a prick dick motherfucker! I’m tired of all these prick dick motherfuckers!

prick dick motherfucker by Brunt up April 22, 2018

prick dick 

Someone who does not spit on any and all french people they come into contact with and is and has a small dick

George Bush, Dick Cheney, Stephen Harper are all prick dicks.

prick dick by Dabu69 September 16, 2006

Pencil dick prick 

A man with a small penis and large ego that treats others as less than.

"That fucker Smith sure is a pencil dick prick"

Pencil dick prick by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 5, 2020