4 definitions by Ben WackinIt
when a guy who looks like billy bob thornton sneaks up on you while your pissin and starts goblin your nob.
Dude, wtf do you think your doing trying to blow me while I'm pissin no less. anyone ever tell you that you resemble billy bob thornton from sling blade? No Homo too you billy bob nob gobbler!
by Ben WackinIt April 9, 2016
Code word from Trump to Putin which translates "Please give me more time before releasing the tape of male whores peeing on me"
"Mr president, in case you forgot, the code word for more time with Putin is COVFEFE"
"Putin gave you six months to lift the sanctions in return for him influencing your presidential victory and it is very doubtful you will meet your end of the bargain." "If the Senate finds out your an even bigger freak than they already know as well as how much you owe Putin in illegal pay for play monies, you'll be ruined for good. Who will take care of your mentally retarded children if your in a cell with Madoff and that Penn State creep?"
"Putin gave you six months to lift the sanctions in return for him influencing your presidential victory and it is very doubtful you will meet your end of the bargain." "If the Senate finds out your an even bigger freak than they already know as well as how much you owe Putin in illegal pay for play monies, you'll be ruined for good. Who will take care of your mentally retarded children if your in a cell with Madoff and that Penn State creep?"
by Ben WackinIt May 31, 2017
two days after shaving your shaft, you get that slight tight stubble that takes on the same characteristics of a cactus.
get that Arizona prickly dick out of my va jay jay, that shit feels like a cactus. you better not have holes in that jimmy either!
by Ben WackinIt April 9, 2016
dude I should have rubbed one out before my date with jenny. now I have jiz jeans that my mom will notice when she does the laundry......
by Ben WackinIt April 9, 2016