pricktard

Someone who simultaneously acts as both a prick and a retard.

Boy, Josh was being a real pricktard last night!

by Miranda H January 1, 2009

pricktard

Someone who unknowingly makes a mistake and must be corrected by someone of greater awareness.

Ryan Marsh is a pricktard
He's pricktarded

by Uzz Uzz January 31, 2008

Pricktard

Someone who believes that whatever they do is funny because they do something that makes someone laugh once and from then on believes that they are the only funny person in the world. Usually a massive prick and extremely contradictory. Epic gay.

“Why are you a pricktard bro?”
“Look I get it your funnier than me but don’t rub it in”
“Thanks I guess?”
“Do you want a fight I’m funnier than you and better at everything”

“Kieran’s fat”

by YBPYT July 23, 2019

prickarious

similar to precarious, but most specifically applies to a perilous situation for a penis

If Walter's going home with Sheila he better use a condom or he could end up in a prickarious situation.

by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016

phucktard

(True Definition): Someone who is extremely idiotic, stupid, and moronic in their actions and words. The combination of two seperate words: 1. "Fucking" and 2. "Retard". Shortened to "Phucktard." The "ph" is used as the "f" sound so it is allowed on web sites who's administrators are touchy about profanity.

He is such a phucktard he's trying to pick that chick up with his fly wide open.

by Varick July 16, 2008

Prickture

Pictures of people you don't like.

Bill: How'd those disposable cameras from the wedding reception turn out?

Dave: Like shit. They're just a buch of pricktures of my wifes friends...

by Kill3r Dav3 February 8, 2010

fricktard

A freak and a retard (referring to a kid who is exceptionally annoying and you just wanna punch their face because even looking at it is annoying).

"Yo, I heard that Bobby clogged your toilet for the 7th time and you had to plunge it again."
"I know....that little fricktard."

by Narbear1224 October 9, 2014