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pricktard 

Someone who unknowingly makes a mistake and must be corrected by someone of greater awareness.
Ryan Marsh is a pricktard
He's pricktarded
pricktard by Uzz Uzz January 31, 2008

Pricktard 

Someone who believes that whatever they do is funny because they do something that makes someone laugh once and from then on believes that they are the only funny person in the world. Usually a massive prick and extremely contradictory. Epic gay.
“Why are you a pricktard bro?”
“Look I get it your funnier than me but don’t rub it in”
“Thanks I guess?”
“Do you want a fight I’m funnier than you and better at everything”

“Kieran’s fat”
Pricktard by YBPYT July 23, 2019

prickarious

similar to precarious, but most specifically applies to a perilous situation for a penis
If Walter's going home with Sheila he better use a condom or he could end up in a prickarious situation.
prickarious by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016

phucktard 

(True Definition): Someone who is extremely idiotic, stupid, and moronic in their actions and words. The combination of two seperate words: 1. "Fucking" and 2. "Retard". Shortened to "Phucktard." The "ph" is used as the "f" sound so it is allowed on web sites who's administrators are touchy about profanity.
He is such a phucktard he's trying to pick that chick up with his fly wide open.
phucktard by Varick July 16, 2008

Prickture 

Pictures of people you don't like.
Bill: How'd those disposable cameras from the wedding reception turn out?

Dave: Like shit. They're just a buch of pricktures of my wifes friends...
Prickture by Kill3r Dav3 February 8, 2010

fricktard 

A freak and a retard (referring to a kid who is exceptionally annoying and you just wanna punch their face because even looking at it is annoying).
"Yo, I heard that Bobby clogged your toilet for the 7th time and you had to plunge it again."
"I know....that little fricktard."
fricktard by Narbear1224 October 9, 2014
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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