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Perverted chicken test 

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?
Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

perverted gentleman 

1. A perverted guy who will go in for the moves, but will ask permission first

2. A perverted but nice and sensitive guy
1. Perverted Gentleman: Can I touch your boob?
Girl: Sure
Perverted Gentleman: Giggity Giggity

2. Girl 1:How can you like him, he's gross!
Girl 2: I know, but he's soooo sweet! He's a perverted gentleman!

perverted sentimentality 

A funny way of saying LOVE.

Or an expression of intense desire.
Humanity is wracked with a perverted sentimentality.
Ugly
Often used to shame or make fun of someone who has a crush on somebody

Pronunciation key: pruh-veh-tee
"What, you like Amanda... PREVETE!"
"I heard you like the prevetes"
"When are you going out with prevete?"
Prevete by ThoughtRanger7 June 24, 2018
When someone gets all excited and acts like a horny pervert previous to anything really happening.
God Jason, I'm just taking off my scarf, do you have to be such a prevert all the time !?
prevert by dw8177 July 7, 2016

perverted-justice.com 

Controversial website featuring chatlogs, photos, and personal information of adult men who have tried to sexually solicit what they thought were underage children in chatrooms. In fact, the "children" in question are the website's adult volunteers, who then publically post all of the man's information as a warning to parents and a deterrent to other would-be pedophiles. The work of "PeeJ", as its followers call it, has resulted in many arrests and convictions, much press coverage, and even the recovery of an abducted and sexually abused young girl.
"Did you see the latest chatlog on Perverted-Justice.com? That guy wanted to f*ck an ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD!"
perverted-justice.com by Hopkin April 13, 2005