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Presomnthesia

Constant racing thoughts that keep you awake before you sleep. Usually caused by troubles, upcoming events or excitments that stalk your mind. Duration: approx. 1 hour.
Brian "Dude you look like you can carry a small load of grocerries in those bags underneath your eyes!"
Marko " I know. I know. I kept having presomnthesia last night!"
Presomnthesia by Daravouchi November 24, 2013

Preglomania 

A psychological disorder that develops during pregnancy. It is characterised by bouts of extreme narcissism, arrogance, and unfounded self-entitlement.
1. "It's a classic case of preglomania... Now that she finally has tits she thinks she can do whatever she wants."

2. "Now that I'm pregnant I can blame my bitchy attitude on preglomania."

Presomination

A "semi-dream" someone has when A) they are about to fall asleep and B)about to dream. These are fairly easy to wake up from and can be aborted at any time.
"When I tried to go to sleep last night, I had a wicked good PRESOMINATION."
Presomination by Matazaron January 3, 2008
Persona avente turbe personali, la quale proietta il malessere interiore sul modo circostante.
Può essere percepita quale depressa, triste, delusa, o simili.

L'esatto opposto di presobene
-Perché Antonio ha smesso di farsi la doccia da giorni?
-Sta presomale zio
presomale by DingoSquad March 10, 2015

preslammed 

A car that is loaded with cosmetic upgrades and/or a souped up engine. Usually owned by teenage boys or men in their early 20's.
Look at that preslammed Honda Accord. Doesn't that kid have anything better to spend his paycheck on?
preslammed by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002
To have sex with a pregnant woman in their third trimester, as there is a third party involved
You know Haleigh, that pregnant girl in Bio? She and I had a presome the other night.
presome by Andretits February 2, 2024