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presedent mugabe 

The sexual act of spraying a liquid turd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.
if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.
presedent mugabe by iris2bu December 27, 2009

prosequence 

(brian): hey man, do you know the consequences of going home with her tonight?

(phil): hell yeah! but the prosequences is what i'm thinking about!
prosequence by dazm8 August 7, 2009

peequently 

having to go to the bathroom more than seems humanly possible
Coworker: Isn't that your fourth time in the toilets within the hour?
Me: Lay the fuck off Cheryl, you know I go peequently
peequently by tori_s28 August 17, 2016

presequence 

To create a mix of songs that are beat-matched using software and then saved before playing to an audience as opposed to a DJ mixed set where a DJ mixes the song on the fly while the crowd is (hopefully) dancing.

Mixing on the fly requires mad skills but presequencing allows the Presequencer to nail every beat, use custom twisted tracks and introductions, and pre-place many more effects than a DJ can on stage.
That DJ isn't really mixing on the fly. He's playing a presequenced set he made at home and now he's just making himself look busy.
presequence by ShivaNataraja January 22, 2011

Presequencer

Someone who creates (presequences) a mix of songs that are beat-matched using software and then saved before playing to an audience as opposed to a DJ mixed set where a DJ mixes the song on the fly while the crowd is (hopefully) dancing.

Mixing on the fly requires mad skills but presequencing allows the Presequencer to nail every beat, use custom twisted tracks and introductions, and pre-place many more effects than a DJ can on stage.
He doesn't mix live sets, but that Presequencer had the floor BUMPING to his beats all night long.
Presequencer by ShivaNataraja January 22, 2011

Preserdent 

A word referring to George W. Bush. or simply "W".
George W. Bush was the 43rd Preserdent of the United States
Preserdent by Pdesil July 27, 2012