premenstrual 

To be in an obnoxiously bitchy and uncompromisable state for no apparent reason. It can effect both males and females, if is a female, the only socially acceptable thing to do is to simply tune out any unnecessary jabber that might be escaping the premenstrual bitches noise hole. If male, however is acceptable to comment on the size, and/or visibility of their newly attained vagina.

Bitch: "I hate this! Today sucks! I hated Wall-E!"

Dude:" ...mhm...whatever you say..."

or

Male bitch/ Nadsack:" Im so bored, Im friggin hungry, wake up already! Feed me!"

Dude: "Hey, don't be so premenstrual, I can see ur vagina from here."

premenstrual by cockjuggling thundercunt June 22, 2009

premoonstrual 

The strange and uncomfortable energy that makes one have increased irritability, anxiety, and insomnia in the days leading up to the full moon.

"Ohhhh it's a full moon tonight....I've been premoonstrual. That explains why I haven't been sleeping, I've been crabby, and I woke up in the mental institution."

premoonstrual by moonchild and littlewing April 23, 2014

PreManstrual Syndrome 

The male equivalent of PMS. When a guy suddenly gets all moody and pissed. One might watch a chick flick during this time of the month.

Whats his problem?" "Oh its just PreManstrual Syndrome.

PreManstrual Syndrome by Thegirlwhoplayedwithbitches April 22, 2011

Premanstrual Syndrome 

When a male is in an inexplicably bad mood or suffers from sudden mood swings.

"I thought we were finally going to meet your boyfriend tonight."

"He was in a bad mood and opted to stay in to watch old movies and eat an entire pizza."

"Premanstrual Syndrome. It's perfectly natural."

Premanstrual Syndrome by ManneM June 10, 2009

perimenstrual 

All parts of the menstrual cycle not already covered by "menstrual", "pre-menstrual" and "post-menstrual".

"Dear God, what on earth is the matter with her THIS time?"

"She's perimenstrual."

"Ah. Gotcha. Say no more."

perimenstrual by mum61e February 10, 2012

premanstrual 

A emotional disturbance thought to affect 2 out of 3 men commonly but not always around about the time of the full moon.

Symptoms include : tiredness, loss or increase of appetite , irritable , weepy, mood swings, disrupted sleep patterns, poor concentration , anxiety, strange cravings ( particularly for chocolate ) Symptoms may last for anything from a day to a whole week.

Mr Smith had not been himself this week, after checking his calendar and observing the phase of the moon he was left in no doubt that he was indeed premanstrual and that a nice box of chocs although may not vanquish the symptoms would certainly offer light relief.

premanstrual by Sheecreature December 8, 2012