Premelture Echoculation
Premelture Echoculation by Bonnie Size October 7, 2008
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Premature Echoculation
when the inside of a brownie batter donut squirts out into your hand as you are taking a bite on the other side.
Premature Echoculation by AvaGlamour March 6, 2015
premature echoculation
premature echoculation by AvaGlamour March 6, 2015
Premature eloculation
Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.
Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!
Premature eloculation by AEI January 11, 2008
Premature eChatulation
That annoying moment when you're just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.
Premature eChatulation by killmenao2011 February 21, 2011
Premature echeckulation
When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.
Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."
Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
Premature echeckulation by Julicles October 21, 2013
Premature eHAculation
An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.
Premature eHAculation by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016
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