Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.

Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.

Premature Ejokulation by dh718 March 26, 2010

Premature eloculation

Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.

Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!

Premature eloculation by AEI January 11, 2008

premature ebakulation

Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.

Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.

Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.

premature ebakulation by cccccchris January 2, 2014

premature ejaculation

Producing the juice before you put it in the caboose

Billy premature ejaculated on his grandmothers face.

premature ejaculation by Urban Dictionary December 2, 2004

premature ejubulation

Premature ejubulation is a condition in which a person becomes jubilant with anticipation before the actual event actually occurs, then is disappointed when it doesn't.

Well John got me all excited about wonderful new flavor of chocolate ice cream, but the grocery store had none yet. A case of premature ejubulation.

premature ejubulation by bp again September 6, 2012

premature ejaculation inducer

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.

much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.

premature ejaculation inducer by bumbleclot July 11, 2006

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026