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A term in which a mate lies in wait for your current girlfriend to become your ex girlfriend.

"Eh I've just been praetzed"

An alternate term is joe pro. This is reserved for praetzes that also have the clap. Shared between himself, the ex and friend.

"Old Joe pros had the clap that often its more like applause"
"Eh I've just been praetzed"

"Old Joe pros had the clap that often its more like applause"
Praetz by Praetz March 12, 2021
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Dr. Steve Brule's way of saying pizza. Also calls a jetpack, "jretpack" and puppets,"pruppets"
My favorite food is preetza... and egg rolls. One time I ran out of egg rolls, so I went to the Great Wall of China to see if they had egg rolls, and they did
preetza by lenny potatochips November 16, 2012
Brazilian hip hop recording artist and songwriter.
Pretzky is a Brazilian recording artist and songwriter. He is one of the best songwriters and ghostwriters, who has even composed international hits, which are unknown so far.
Pretzky by Katerina Michaels September 18, 2017

Pretzel Boy 

Pretzel Boy – Noun /ˈpretsəl boi/– Derogatory slang used to describe a man child who LOVES pretzels.
Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.
Pretzel Boy by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

Where’s Paetzke

The phrase one uses when they try to find someone who is lost on the roof of a building.

It is applicable in any situation and is very universal.
Hey guys, Where’s Paetzke?
Where’s Paetzke by JAXS123 September 19, 2019

pretzing 

the action of smoking a pretzel. This can be used instead of weed, or to get away from cigarettes. It has no side effects what-so-ever, it will just make you look, and feel like your smoking. There is a certain way to do it:

1. Buy a lighter, and a bag of pretzel rods or sticks. It cant be the twisted one.

2. Bite off one end of the pretzel, this will be the side you will burn.
3. Treat pretzel like any other smoking substance, and smoke it the same way you would if it was a cigarette, cigar, or weed
4. Ash it after every few hits of the pretzel
5. Feel free to eat after smoking, but it may not taste good.

!WARNING!-It will leave the smell of a burning pretzel in the area you do it. Luckily, it is often mistaken as the smell of baking cookies.

Also can be used as a codeword for weed.

DO NOT try to put weed inside of a pretzel. It wont work
"Hey dude, you want to go pretzing later tonight? I just bought a bag of Rold Gold pretzel rods from the store."

"Sure man, but i already pretzed today. Just be careful, this is so ridiculously stupid that i dont want us to be caught."

later that night

" Dude, im pretzed out of my f-ing mind right now!"
"Thats just the pretzel salt talking. You feel no different than before"
pretzing by ItstheBGman August 7, 2009

Pretzel knickers 

A term given to ladies knickers that have been rolled down the legs all the way to the floor then stepped out of, only to be left there looking like an Auntie Anne's pretzel.
I better today up this apartment, I've left my pretzel knickers all over my bathroom!
Pretzel knickers by PF Jonny August 31, 2014
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