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Praises- a girl who will love you till the end, she unique, one of a kind, pretty, never fake, has a little of a anger problem but she can control it praises will never judge you, always listens to you, she’s just amazing don’t lose her if you have her.
I told Praises my life story and she didn’t judge me I like her
Praises by Christane June 21, 2019

Singing Praises 

When engaged in a sexual act with a partner who has an unusually noisy habit of yelling or screaming "Oh God", "Oh <insert name>", or any other name for that matter. This is repeatedly done until orgasm. Nothing to do with religious banter whatsoever.
Adam - "Mate, that girl i took home last night was singing praises all night"

Steve - "I know, cos I heard it through the walls . . . didn't you find it weird she was screaming my name though ?"

Adam - "She was ?"
Singing Praises by Ngoc8r February 12, 2007
'presesh' is a combination of the words pre and recession. it can be used to refer to anything that seemed worthy of hard earned money before the recession when things were good economically. anything presesh must now seem extraneous, wasteful, and a little tasteless.
Hummer trucks and Juicy sweats are so presesh.
presesh by lemonpie16 January 7, 2010
Short for 'Pre-session', the session of drinking before going out to party or club. Generally held at a friends house, to get drunk and hang out before going out.
'You going to the city tonight for Jeremies Birthday'?
'Yeah man, presesh at Nathan's house too'
'Awesome I'll be there'
Presesh by Mickky October 14, 2008
The plural of Prius
All proper scientists drive Preeses.
Preeses by Irony. November 8, 2020

presession 

Presession means a present obsession.
Its a combination of 'present' and 'obsession'.
Person 1: Dude! Why so much ninja turtle stuff?!
Person 2: Its my presession, man!
presession by Samantha Clark January 8, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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