powerpointless 

A long-drawn corporate presentation full of jargon and acronyms that doesn't make any point.

Dave - Damn, I dozed off in the middle of the presentation, What'd I miss?

Matt - Nothing much, it was pretty much powerpointless.

powerpointless by evil0verl0rd October 23, 2009

Powerpointless 

1) (adj.) A digital presentation that serves no purpose other than inflating the already-bloated ego of someone "in charge."

2) (adj.) When someone goes overboard with Powerpoint animations and transitions. In extreme cases, it can get to the point where it takes the computer over a minute to render everything. This is often the result of someone having too much free time.

3) (adj.) A digital presentation that has no content other than words, which the presenter reads directly from. It's comparable to a movie where all you see is the actor's script.

Sorry I'm late. Middle management tied us down at the office by some powerpointless presentation.

Wow, every single letter in that slide has its own animation. Look how long it's taking for a single sentence to appear! So powerpointless.

Why would you take the time to set up a fancy presentation if it just acts as a script for the presenter? That's pretty powerpointless.

Powerpointless by Maxpm September 3, 2010

Powerpointlessness 

The tedious use of flashy transitions, graphics and sound effects while making a slide presentation that is pretty much lacking in thought, meaning and value.

The corporate team stumbled out of the morning meeting after three hours of suffering through powerpointlessness and dry lectures about strategy.

Powerpointlessness by Songpoet November 21, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022