A missing link between apes and humans. Usually found at ski resorts with a snowboard attached to their leg.
Although they are slightly more cultured than the Snow- Magnon, they have limited common sense, poor vocabulary and and even worse sense of balance, especially when conditions are icy.
During powder conditions, the Powderificai (plural) are known to scrape all of the fresh snow off of the mountain, while giving their mating call that sounds like the words "Plenty of snow for everyone."
I was standing in the liftline at Killington and this Powderifacus took out the whole liftline like a bowling bowl taking out ten pins. Later on I saw this same Powderifacus dipping his dirty pinky in the salsa at the restaurant.
A mustache grown expressly for trips into mountainous areas, where said mustache will likely become adorned with powder or light snow.
In winter, each A-TOWN POWDER POSSE member grows out his Powderstache in accordance with the posse's pledge to plunder the pow'. This is not the same as a mustache ride.
The gang that don't like bitch ass basers named Dee Thad or Dominick the members of this gang is 1600ap, Kingmari and Sauve kidd even though we out numbered we will still beat your ass if you join basergang join we will beat your ass severely and basergang is full of gay ass niggas that get butt from each other or females under 13
When your 🍑 gets extremely sweaty, so you stuff all the baby powder, cotton balls, and toilet paperin the house in your buttcrack but it still won’t get dry. I hate it, and I’m pretty sure you do too.