Much like the Guitarface, the Pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.
Most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming "FUCK YEA I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH THIS 'GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD' WHEN IT'S MY TURN AGAIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"
"Woah man did you see that? He got shot in the groin and didn't even blink!"
A missing link between apes and humans. Usually found at ski resorts with a snowboard attached to their leg.
Although they are slightly more cultured than the Snow- Magnon, they have limited common sense, poor vocabulary and and even worse sense of balance, especially when conditions are icy.
During powder conditions, the Powderificai (plural) are known to scrape all of the fresh snow off of the mountain, while giving their mating call that sounds like the words "Plenty of snow for everyone."
I was standing in the liftline at Killington and this Powderifacus took out the whole liftline like a bowling bowl taking out ten pins. Later on I saw this same Powderifacus dipping his dirty pinky in the salsa at the restaurant.
When a girl (or guy) wears too much make-up. Making it obvious that she/he spent 40 minutes applying her BB cream, MAC concealer, "natural" Cover Girl foundation, and translucent powder finish. Followed by dark/noticeable eyeshadow and "ultra volume" mascara. Making everyone shocked and disturbed when it's time to take the make-up off, exposing their terrible complexion and TRUE appearance.
is one who has smoked himself into mental retardation. He only wakes up to hit the bong or to buy more weed and sometimes he will go outside to buy food rather than order delivery.
When you don't want to say goodbye to your friends at the end of the night, mainly because you hate the annoying "why are you leaving", "just stay a little longer", "I'll miss you already", or "don't drink and drive", etc, you decide to leave without saying a word. Also, you are very drunk and it's time to just piece out.
Sarah: Where's Ian?!
Molly: I think he left....
Ty: He just pulled a powerfade
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.