alexander's definitions

Arife

Most interesting ,adorable and beautiful thing ever. Smart and the person everyone has a crush on. The best type of friend and lover. Perfect in every way!

You remind me of Arife , you're extremly gorgeous.

by 𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 July 7, 2020

condomnundrum

The moment of indecision encountered after opening a fresh condom concerning which way it should unroll.

Bill lost his wood while solving his latest condomnundrum.

by aLeXaNdEr September 8, 2014

dueno

a beaced whale. Very latina. Very poopy. Very Fat.

"Ah man did you see dat dueno? it was so fat it took up the whole room."

by Alexander May 13, 2005

nigelic

You are nigelic if and when you are faced with a problem, irregardless of difficulty, and you immediately announce that "this is so easy" to the world. On closer examination you realize that the problem wasn't so easy and your claim to being epitome of intellectualism is a sham.

Man, I showed him a quantum mechanics problem and he immediately declared that it was so easy. Needless to say he didn't know where to start, he's so nigelic.

by Alexander March 22, 2005

cunt print

I seen this once. I was at church and I seen this stain on the char that looked like this: (|) It was dried-blood-red and had amazing detail. The clit even made its own impression. I call this a cunt print.

S&!#! she left a cunt print behind! Her rag must have snuck up on her!

by Alexander March 20, 2005

Juneau

Juneau is the current capitol of Alaska, where it is rumored that teams of dogs lead men to mines of gold and bears out number humans 2/1. When disscusing Juenau the small white logging town of Sitka, may arise in conversation. It is best in these situations to ignore the subject of Sitka, as it's residents are still some what sore that it is not the capitol.

No wonder why Juenau is the captiol Josh, Sitka blows ass, through a tracheotomy tube.

by Alexander March 8, 2005

Westholm

As an adjective, used to indicate supremacy; as a noun, Westholm refers to a most singular individual, whose adventures are legendary; as a verb, synonymous with coitus.

adjective: You're not very westholm...
noun: As a child, my mother often told me tales of Westholm's triumph.
verb: To westholm is very enjoyable.
all: It would be westholm to westholm with Westholm.

by Alexander February 18, 2005