Povertese

When you hear something that is only becoming of the peasantry, what you're hearing is Povertese.

Exhibit A:

"Can I borrow $20 for gas til I get paid next week?"

"Sorry. I don't speak Povertese. Also, don't you already owe me $50?"

Exhibit B:

"YouTube is officially unusable without adblocker."

"Sorry. Premium user here. Can someone translate their Povertese?"

by Sumthiccpandaking November 21, 2024