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pound-me-in-the-ass prison
A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.
"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"
pound-me-in-the-ass prison by Dan April 5, 2005
pound me in the ass prison
in reference to "Office Space" meaning hard jail time, which means there is a good chance of getting raped by someone named bubba.
Ned: How much trouble could I get into for lifting this douche bags wallet?
Frankie : Yea i'm pretty sure that comes with a pound me in the ass prison sentence.
Frankie : Yea i'm pretty sure that comes with a pound me in the ass prison sentence.
pound me in the ass prison by Doggtown31LCC December 28, 2011
Pound-Me-Into-Ash Prison
The censored form of the phrase "Pound-Me-in-the-Ass Prison" from the edited TV version of Office Space.
"We aren't going to Minimum-Security-White-Collar-Resort Prison, no. We're going to Federal Pound-Me-Into-Ash Prison."
Pound-Me-Into-Ash Prison by jpolakowski August 21, 2007
federal pound me in the ass prison
correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"
federal pound me in the ass prison by dNguyen September 8, 2006
Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
Word used in the movie Office Space by Michael to describe the world of horror they will soon be in when the company finds out about their money stealing scheme gone-wrong.
Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison by Joshie G. April 26, 2010
federal pound me in the ass prison
"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space
federal pound me in the ass prison by Stavr0 November 19, 2003
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