Pound Meat

Reference to male masturbation or to sexual intercourse of the vaginal or anal variety.

My room mate likes to hang in his room and pound meat.

Our son sure takes a long time defecsting. Defecating? He’s not taking a shit. He’s in there to pound meat.

Rachel is coming over for the night and I’m going to pound meat.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

pound the meat

To masterbate. Used for males because the 'meat' would be their penis.

Jon: Oh man, can't wait till i get home and pound the meat.
Mike: You definitely need a girl!

by BIGL_182 June 22, 2006

pound the meat

To have hard sex with a woman you have no feelings for or care about, she is just "meat" to you.

To "pound" means to pound her, to have hard sex until you hear that lovely pounding sound that brings music to all of our ears!

Jeff: I met up with Laura last night
Mike: Hahaha, did you pound the meat?
Jeff: Of course! She couldn't walk the next day, she loves it.
Mike: Ok but don't be developing any feelings for her or the phrase "pound the meat" will loose all value!"
Jeff: hahaha so true Mike, so true.

by Max the Mouth January 6, 2012

pound your meat

The pounding of your meat is considered the most intense form of masturbation that a male can achieve. Essentially you beat your meat so hard that the pure force of the motion creates a sound wave so powerful that it breaks the sound barriers. When trying to achieve this pure strength of wanking, it is advised to wear protective material such as glasses and gloves for there may be shrapnel.

Person 1:"Dude I can't sleep at night. It sounds like an airplane in your room. You've really gotta stop pounding your meat."
Person 2:"You're just jealous that you don't know how to pound your meat like me."

by anon1400/800 June 1, 2018