Potchy 

Not ugly or pretty.
A weird unpleasant face.

A different facial look.

She sure is potchy!
Stop looking so potchy.

Potchy by Monroe Ga May 1, 2016

Poachy 

A word with many meanings/definitions and can be used in many contexts

The name of poshwitz smalls aka “the daughter of the forbidden one”

Also noun/verb/adjective can be used and integrated into almost any sentence to describe a prized possession or in fact poachy smalls itself.

Poachy = the state of currently feeling poached, or something....

Highly Expressive Word that can be used in many sentences or situations.

Junior the egomaniac coined the term/word “poachy” and the word itself can also be integrated into regular words such as constipated to form “constipoachen” and such. Or “muthapoachy” rather than motherfucker.

Also a filler word to add into sentences to describe something which can add more meaning to something especially if referring to something chicken related or related poachy smalls (the beak)

Poachy can also mean whatever you want it to be, like if your feeling good or calm then your feeling poachy. DONt get poached in the face though

The meaning of poachy can vary, for more information ask junior grimes......

“I need to find a good piece of poachy”

“With my mind on my poachy and my poachy on my mind”

“If the barns on fire then let that muthapoachy burn, talkin about chicken shite then I ain’t concerned “

“Suckers write me checks and then they bounce so I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount see iM the long leaner Vincent the cleaner im the illest muthapoachy from here to gardena !”

“You better get that poachy before it’s too late”

Poachy by Obi wan shinobi July 13, 2021

Poachy smalls 

daughter of junior (j grimes)

Aka “the beak”, poshy , James beak , chicken, etc”

a chicken from birth and to adolescence. she is without a doubt the emotional core to junifer morningsnout if there ever even was such a thing.

junior grimes is a villain with a chicken 🐔

His chicken means everything to him even if he never shows it, junior grimes needs poachy and wendybone.

Poshy is also known to have a drink made from her known as “Bosch” a sort of wine type liquor which junior often drinks too much of. Wheezly is cute btw

Poachy smalls Is da wickedest

Poachy smalls is a chicken and child of the forbidden one, the first.

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Poachy: bok bok bok bok!!

Junior: what is it beak ? What do yoU want ?

Poachy: bok bok bok

Junior: oh right: here’s some money there go warm your eggs, beak

Poachy smalls by Wtf even is a username??! December 1, 2021

Patchy Twat 

1. A skewbald or piebald (US paint) horse whose attitude to life is such that it causes those who encounter him to doubt the soundness of mind of the horse and indeed the owner/rider.

2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.

3. Generally a shite eventer.

Insurance Claims person “So you hadn’t even left the yard and you expect me to believe that the horsebox just... fell apart?”

Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”

Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”

Patchy Twat by ShiteEventer December 12, 2020

Patchy twat 

'Patchy' is any multi coloured horse and 'twat' meaning idiot, stupid or downright naughty pony, can also be written as one word 'patchytwat'

Tried riding today but my horse is being a right patchy twat

Patchy twat by Nupty dumpty December 13, 2020

Patchy Twat 

A skewbald or piebald horse that spends considerably more time trying to embarrass it’s rider (often by throwing them off) than it does trying to clear a fence/complete a dressage test/follow any other instructions. Often ridden by a shit eventer.

The patchy twat threw me at the first fence in the cross country today

Patchy Twat by Poppy B December 12, 2020

patchy twat 

A word used to describe a coloured/skewbald/piebald/paint/pinto horse when it behaves in an undesirable way.

My patchy twat just bolted down the road because he saw his own reflection in a puddle.

patchy twat by demhorses December 12, 2020