potatoey

When an apple is so gross that it's like biting into a potato.

Rose: Ugh!
Olivia: What?
Rose: This apple is so potatoey! (spits it out)

potatoey by Rolivia March 29, 2016

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Potatoey

A fry, that has a bit too much potato in relation to crunch

That fry was a bit too potatoey

Potatoey by Arock20 May 14, 2022

Related Words

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Potatoey

When you get to much potato in a fry.

“Yo this French fry is really potatoey”

Potatoey by Rockey Tello April 7, 2021

potatoey

when something is crazy or too hard to describe

what a potatoey day

potatoey by jeffrey spuddington June 30, 2022

potatoey vag-whiff

The scent left on one's fingers after having had them in a vagina, often likened to the earthy smell of potatoes.

After having a vigorous finger-session, Frau Cocosnuss noticed potatoey vag-whiff on her lover's hand.

potatoey vag-whiff by facadie September 29, 2007

because potatoes

A phrase used by TheMysteriousMrEnter when someone in a cartoon does something without justification.

...And he couldn't press each button because potatoes.

because potatoes by InternetInhabitant69420 April 19, 2020

Potatoe Toots

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.

Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

Potatoe Toots by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 9, 2022

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