facadie's definitions

mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.

Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."

by facadie September 28, 2007

keh

A demonstration of misunderstanding, applicable to any situation whatsoever. Always followed by a question mark. Never ever a statement.

"I lost my job at the plasticine factory."
"Keh?"
"I uh, lost my job at the plasticine factory."
"Kehhh?"
"THE FACTORY YOU SIMPLETON! MY JOB! FACTORY!"
"Kehhhhhh? KEBBEH!?!?!?!"

by facadie September 29, 2007

aunty fat-whiff

The scent of fat aunties dancing at Christmas.

Last year, I couldn't smack my lips over my Christmas turkey as the aunty fat-whiff in the room was intolerable.

by facadie September 29, 2007

simpsons sleep

The act of intentionally falling asleep next to a laptop playing old Simpsons episodes, therefore having Simpson-fueled dreams.

Pig: "Morning Fig, time to turn off the Simpsons now ..."
Fig: "No."
Pig: "You're a tool obsessed with Simpsons sleep."
Fig: "D'oh!"

by facadie September 28, 2007

uncle-ish stress-whiff

The bitter smell of uncles' stress, often wafting around at family barbecues or functions.

"Don't open wordpad on the computer, it might catch a virus," said Fig's stressed unc.
"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.

by facadie September 29, 2007

potatoey vag-whiff

The scent left on one's fingers after having had them in a vagina, often likened to the earthy smell of potatoes.

After having a vigorous finger-session, Frau Cocosnuss noticed potatoey vag-whiff on her lover's hand.

by facadie September 29, 2007

manly back-hole whiff

The filthy wafting odour issuing from a gentleman's unwashed sphincter.

Emma: My house has the strangest fragrance ...
Aaron: No fear babe, 'tis my manly back-hole whiff.

by facadie September 28, 2007