Pot-mobile 

A device used to smoke marijuana. ie. Bong, pipe, zig zags, vaporizer, hookah, bubblers, buckets, blunts, gas mask, etc.

Dude, hook that pot-mobile up.

Pot-mobile by jon M January 29, 2005

Patmobile 

A 3-wheeled contrivance, propelled by means of many small shakes.

The shakes are provided by old ladies, who have contracted them through a lifetime of the over indulgence in vigorous sexual activity.

The device has a hinge at the front and two handles at the back, into which the shakes are fed.

The shakes are then passed through an pulpatator, transforming it into patential energy.

Behold, one patmobile approacheth !
*20mins later* Behold ! The same patmobile approacheth.
*35mins later* One patmobile has moved on. . . .

Patmobile by driehoekkoeliekoek May 26, 2010

potmobile 

a vehicle, usually a van, and most usually a Volks Wagon Microbus, wherein pot is smoked such that the smokers can have back-stage access to the second hand smoke, which is even more kick-ass than the joint itself.

Refer to FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH.

You see all that smoke come out of that potmobile when those guys got out?

potmobile by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

Poomobile 

A really a shit car.

"Man that wogs driving a Poomobile, hes such a douchebag/poofta"

Poomobile by Kevin 07 January 3, 2009

pootmobile 

An insult, typically meant to be worse than calling someone a pussy. Comes from the word coot + mobile, meaning an extreme version (assholemobile, facistmobile)

Eat your own damn fries, you little pootmobile

pootmobile by fatty McAngrypants April 4, 2005