Pot Noodler

A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.

The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.

by darloborn&inbred July 24, 2010

Pot noodle and a wank

Refering to a lousy evening spent home alone with bad food, TV-repeats and probably masturbation.

I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.

by AluXeZ January 10, 2010

Pot Noodle

Dehydrated noodles & vegetables, textured soya protein and preservatives. In a pot.

Pot Noodles - the staple diet of all students.

by Miss Agreeable May 27, 2004

pot noodle

To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.

Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened

"are you coming on to the club??"
"No i'm going back for a pot noodle"

by Graham Lester January 13, 2005

pot noodle

the food of kings who r skint

"bring me the cheapist most delicious food available and make it snappy"

by sam.f June 8, 2003

Pot Noodle Head

A person who has hair that looks like a pot noodle.

Look at that Pot Noodle Head Richard over there.

by TankoManko February 24, 2015

Pot Noodle Day

On the 21st October, 19th September and February 16th. You must eat a pot noodle. You deserve it.

I would also like to thank my friends Tiffany and Zara.
By Susan

"Hey Mum, Can I Have A Pot Noodle?"
"Why?"
"Because, Today Is Pot Noodle Day!"

by theooficer January 19, 2021