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Pot Cookie

Pot Cookie is a VDR player who think she's a tough cookie. There is no Cookie God. The human race NEEDS to stand together and crush every single cookie on this planet. #NoMoreCookies.
Queen of Hell: Want to kill Pot Cookie?
King of Hell: I would love to.
by The Metal King October 9, 2016
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Pot Cookie Blues

Picture this: You eat some pot cookies. The pot cookies kick in, and it turns out they're working a bit better than you had planned your day for. You wind up cancelling your plans for the rest of the day, and nothing gets done for 10-14 hours. Sounds like you've got a case of the pot cookie blues.
aww man. I was not prepared to be THIS cooked. I gotta go lay down. I've got the pot cookie blues.
by scooterthetooterandbooter September 23, 2019
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put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
by M@x Power August 16, 2018
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Crotch Pot Cookin'

When it is so hot outside that a man's pants become a boiling pot for his nuts.
It's so hot outside that Jack says his nuts are doin' a lil crotch pot cookin'!
by Jon (943) August 2, 2008
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crotch pot cooking

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.
Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.
by Pooh02 January 2, 2009
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Cooking pot

When you spread a males ass and stick the handle of a cooking pot in it while your dick is in the ass as well. While fucking the male in the ass you shit in to the cooking pot that’s handle is inserted in the ass.
I cooking pot the big black man I was fucking
by Gcockkk October 23, 2023
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cooking dope in the crock pot

rain dip drop top cooking dope in the crock pot
by Meyers my October 31, 2017
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