shit rags

the totally worthless reading material men keep by the crapper.

"Hey, don't be cleaning out the magazine rack in the bathroom...those are my shit rags".

by Pooh02 January 28, 2009

crotch pot cooking

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

by Pooh02 January 02, 2009

bloomer butter

Any vaginal discharge including the secretion after sex.

Despite being very hygenic, Susie often finds bloomer butter in her panties.

by Pooh02 January 02, 2009