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I know someone who has a 3 post-it note penis.

1 post it = 2 inches
post it by x1xKissMyEyesx4x December 14, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
An image board user eagerly asking that someone share Nikocado Avocado's gaping anus.
OP : *posts a picture of Nikocado committing gluttony*

Anon : POST IT !
Post it by REXFRANCORVM June 18, 2022
A brand of sticky notes that somehow became a verb
hmm.. i have to do that thing w/ the stuff.. better post it note it
post-it by Redlen September 24, 2004
A post-it is a Piece of paper that you can stick anywhere, with any sort of writing on. You can stick it on your PC monitor, your head or even on someones back saying "Kick me"
"Kick me" said the post-it

*TWACK*
post-it by Coolcon2000 January 2, 2009
When you wipe your ass with a long piece of toilet paper and then stick it to someone's car.
That's the guy that never tips. I'm going to leave a post-it note on his beamer while he sips his pumpkin latte.
Post-it by johnny k 77 May 5, 2018
usually on a hot or humid day, when one side of a guy's nuts stick to his leg.
“Its so damn humid today, I've got a fuckin post-it that just won't go away.
post-it by andytheman February 12, 2007
While having intercourse, you withdraw and ejaculate on your palm then slap your partner in the face with your ejaculate smeared hand.
Wow, you just gave me a post-it. We're breaking up.
Post-it by Douglas DeLongpre March 11, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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