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A pasty white fuck. Usually associated with unatheleticism, creepiness, lack of humor, and social akwardness. His lack of friends leads to a shut in life of video games (gay ones) and following "cool" people on weekends to find parties.
oh god, poshté is here....
Poshté by BMCJ1234:) November 10, 2010
Words you can keep

Posterize Moisturize 

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.
A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!
Posterize Moisturize by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

Postertizing 

Postertizing occurs when a poster to a message board or similar media attempts to sell a product or service.
Douglas was constantly postertizing on social media, always working in his insurance products.
Postertizing by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Zefron Poster 

A zefron poster makes a boss horcrux in AVPM. It is also one Harry Potter, Ron Weasly, Dumbledore and one Draco Malfoy's favorite chistmatic humanitaian. It is deeply rivaled by umbridges talor launtner poster.
Ron: THAT IS A BOSS ZEFRON POSTER!
and....
Dumby: He just seems like such a chistmatic humanitaian
and....
Ron: Let's take this bit of garbage down! (atempts to take Talor Launtner)
Zefron Poster by Starkidloverererer October 12, 2010

postteens 

Noun
Anyone who's now older than a teenager.

Adjective
Beyond their teenage years.
A playing card set for postteens, featuring all their favorite mid-20's things: skateboarding, okcupid, tumblr, and overpriced kale salad.
postteens by PoppaCrumpalicious February 12, 2018

keep me posted 

A phrase used to tell someone to keep them informed about what happens in the meantime. Kinda like asking to keep you updated of all the things that happen in your absence.
My best friend (in online chat): "Dude, I'm at the valley now for the fight with that dude . Gonna kill that mofo here who's been threatening me since last month. I'll beat the crap out of him here tonight.

Me: "Alright, keep me posted on what happens! Also, let me know if I shall bring a wheelchair to take you back from the valley after your fight.

My best friend: "Fuck you, man!"
keep me posted by douche1998 May 2, 2015
Origin: Italian slang word. Antonym: Botch. Meaning: a term describing the easiness or the lack of challenge of an action.
1:Mingia bro, that test was a posht. I didnt need to study or nothing and i passed for sure.

2: "why are you always smiling, whats there to be so happy about lifes a bitch" , Nah bro lifes a posht.
posht by Joe Mingia August 15, 2017
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Failure Shower 

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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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