Poshted 

Being in the state of severe enjoyment from being high with all your homies from a school you never attended.

“Yeah man, I got poshted with the boys back home.”

Poshted by poshted_boys October 5, 2018

keep me posted 

A phrase used to tell someone to keep them informed about what happens in the meantime. Kinda like asking to keep you updated of all the things that happen in your absence.

My best friend (in online chat): "Dude, I'm at the valley now for the fight with that dude . Gonna kill that mofo here who's been threatening me since last month. I'll beat the crap out of him here tonight.

Me: "Alright, keep me posted on what happens! Also, let me know if I shall bring a wheelchair to take you back from the valley after your fight.

My best friend: "Fuck you, man!"

keep me posted by douche1998 May 2, 2015

straight posted

To be gone, high as fuck, drunk as fuck, or both at the same time ;)

Dude jimmy was straight posted at Julia's turn up last night!

straight posted by KingOfTurnUps January 7, 2014

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted 

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted by Zupalan January 9, 2019

bro you just posted cringe

now you're going to lose subscribers

Bro you just posted cringe, now you're going to lose subscribers.

bro you just posted cringe by Uglyscptato September 26, 2019

Steady posted 

NOUN, A term used to describe how hard you are chillin. When steady posting one is usually standing with their arms folded and a mad look on their face.

The most common way to leave a steady post would be if the police roll up and one must dip out.

Bryant and his friends are steady posted at Tacobell right now.

Steady posted by irideabmx November 19, 2009

Posted Up

Chillin, relaxing, hanging out...

Tom & Blake were posted up behind the supermarket when the robbery occured.

Posted Up by Steve Franchise November 2, 2007