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Posercrat 

Someone who acts like a hardcore Democrat and hates on Bush in order to fit in at the lunch table in the cafeteria. Was either a Republican or politically apathetic until it became cool to be liberal.
"Jeez, Mark used to hate Liberals; now he's just being a posercrat to fit in with the rest of the popular kids."
Posercrat by bigtones June 16, 2006
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Poseferatu 

People who, whether out of mental/social dysfunction or excessive movie/book/game fandom, like to pretend (in a non-ironic manner) that they are vampires. Includes Anne Rice fans, fans of books about sparkly vampires, certain substrata of goths, and the sort of really strange people who post on I'm-a-vampire internet boards.
"Let's go to the movies."

"Oh, not tonight. That new vampire movie is out, and the place will be choked with the Poseferatu. I don't want some fat guy in a cape getting pancake makeup on my jacket."

Porcratus 

An eccentric angel living on earth.
Left Heaven because he felt it was run not very efficiently.
In truth Heaven kicked him out since he pitched the idea of people seeing hamsters riding squids like a miniature cowboys before they died, instead of the regular life-flashing-before-their-eyes routine.
Enjoys skittles and well maintained nails.
Porcratus: "And so the angel took the fallen man's hand and helped him up. After asking why the man fell down, the angel handed him a Healing Kitty and wished upon the man well tidings."
Porcratus by Porcratus January 23, 2009

percratious 

A place-keeping adjective used to describe, in an attempt to seem astute, anything that you have absolutely no fucking clue about.
"So I was watching Cosmos, and sometime in the Percratious Period, cavemen would..."

Poserativity 

1. When a cretin decides to take a side of someone for the clout.

2. The scale of which a clout chaser is chasing the clout.
Gilad: I love this guys Instagram account
Vibhav: I remember you said you hate it before, What type of poserativity.
Gilad: Oh no you caught me, I'm a poser
Poserativity by K.Ganesan February 1, 2021

powercartoon 

Powercartoon, Powercartoon means fortnite pro with zero earned
The big Powercartoon
powercartoon by anonymous November 23, 2021

Powercat 

Noun: The best design image for Kansas State University that clearly represents K-State owning the state of Kansas!
Person 1: "Hey, did you see that Powercat the other day?"
Person 2:"Yeah! It was shoving its massive cock down the Kansas Jayhawk's throat."
Powercat by WabashCannonBallz January 30, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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