An eccentric angel living on earth.
Left Heaven because he felt it was run not very efficiently.
In truth Heaven kicked him out since he pitched the idea of people seeing hamsters riding squids like a miniature cowboys before they died, instead of the regular life-flashing-before-their-eyes routine.
Enjoys skittles and well maintained nails.
Left Heaven because he felt it was run not very efficiently.
In truth Heaven kicked him out since he pitched the idea of people seeing hamsters riding squids like a miniature cowboys before they died, instead of the regular life-flashing-before-their-eyes routine.
Enjoys skittles and well maintained nails.
Porcratus: "And so the angel took the fallen man's hand and helped him up. After asking why the man fell down, the angel handed him a Healing Kitty and wished upon the man well tidings."
by Porcratus January 23, 2009
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It is simply procrastination and masturbation combined into one word, since you need to make things simpler and shorter, if you have only hand to type.
It is simply procrastination and masturbation combined into one word, since you need to make things simpler and shorter, if you have only hand to type.
You:Man I need to write a 15 page essey, seems like I have to pukl an all nighter
Friend: Man you had 2 weeks to finish it, why are you always procrastinating it
You: Not exactly, i was procraturbating the whole week
Friend: Man you had 2 weeks to finish it, why are you always procrastinating it
You: Not exactly, i was procraturbating the whole week
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