portugeezer 

originated as a nickname given by the media to Portuguese Transexual, Nadia, the winner of Big Brother 5 in the UK.

"Did you hear, that Portugeezer Nadia won Big Brother?!"

portugeezer by Steph August 9, 2004

Portugeezers 

Hero's of the seas, good at making cheese, if they come to dinner... give them cod and peas.

Just don't ever ask them "how are you" they will tell you everything that has happened to them since they were 3 years old.

Andrew: I live with some portugeezers

Tom: what are they like?

Andrew: They are fine so long as you always feed them cod and never EVER make fun of their country or their football team.
Girls are fit too.

Portugeezers by crabhands February 9, 2009

portugeese 

geese found only in portugal and is now on the endangered list it was never actully seen though

when we went to portugal we were attacked by portugeese

portugeese by projekt kielbasa January 11, 2009

Portugeese 

The true identity of the "Portuguese", inhabitants of Portugal. The Portugeese are geese disguised as humans. They are cool, if you treat them well. You might hear them honk, if you're lucky.

Me: Hey, dude, are you Portugeese?
Also me: Honk yeah.

Portugeese by franf the carrot September 15, 2019

portugeese breakfast

when a man inserts certain breakfast items into a womans vagina

" i had a portugeese breakfast last night, courtesy of my boyfriend."
'

portugeese breakfast by gooentak March 5, 2007

portugeese breakfast

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and cracks two eggs and oils the woman's behind with hands and penis and when the booty is nice and oily resume anal sex.
(also may include one of the partners simutaniously 69 a Pinata lol)

My girl was feeling kind of kinky, and asked me to treat her to a portugeese breakfast.

portugeese breakfast by kz424 January 13, 2008

portugeese leg licker 

Something to randomly shout oud during a class of some sort.

"portugeese leg licker!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

portugeese leg licker by Chinavide May 6, 2018