Gomes is a Portuguese surname. It is derived from the Visigothic word guma meaning "man". In the English language, the pronunciation rhymes with homes.
Gomez is Spanish, Gomes is Portuguese!
by masstransit September 11, 2013
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Pulling a Gomes is not doing what you planned on doing, sleeping all day, leaving you on seen, saying you will be there but you cancel last minute, saying you can't go out and then you see him an hour later. Pulling a Gomes can also be doing your college thesis at the last minute, getting lazy to pay for your senior trip, or even drinking free water cups at panera without buying anything.
The list goes on and on
Daniel: Hey Gabe, wanna come to the park?
Gabe: Yea sure, ill be there in 10 minutes.
*1 hour later*
Daniel: Did you just pull a Gomes on me?
by THEOGOFQUEENS February 10, 2014
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Worse than a Gomez, Gomer and Guido combined. Gomes is a steamy, ultra-runny, chunky (peanuts), light tan colored, most vile pile of diarrhea that one accidentally extricates at a inopportune moment. A Gomes is a surprise attack that can happen anywhere and always occurs while fully dressed. For some reason it has been know to occur at a disproportional rate while walking home from school. Perhaps due to being overly bored in class all day? To be called a Gomes is to be called this. Simply Nasty!
Example 1:

Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?

Angelo: What?

Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!

Angelo: No fucking way!

Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.

It soaked right through his shorts!

Angelo: Jesus.

Example 2:

Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
by knobgobbler69 May 23, 2008
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That way cool dude that all the ladies love. He works at Subway and makes a killer sandwich. Gansta playa that gets all deez....PHATITUDE!!!!
Dang, I just ate me an awesome Gomes sandwich!
by Tommy Van Vliet April 28, 2005
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can be defined as "The Big Tub", "The Great One", "The Great White Shark", or simply "The Don of Poker".
Did you see Gomes today ?
Yea, he was parked illegally and got a ticket.
by Bob May 5, 2005
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Epic, yet avoidable Fuck Up. Has its origins with Tottenham Hotspurs FC Goalkeeper Huerelho Gomes, who has a nack for making the difficult saves look easy while messing up simple saves

Can also mean a fuck up that is derived from overthinking a situation that requires quick thought.

See also. Usless.
To pull a Gomes: 'Dude, I just dropped my phone in the toilet!'

'Well you shouldn't have been talking on it while having a piss you fucking Gomes'

To Gomes. 'Is this my stop? dang, I hate taking the bus, If I get off here, I can go round the corner to the shop, maybe bump into a hottie and...Ah Fuck...missed it...total Gomes.'
by Jazzmonkey April 15, 2011
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A male between the ages of 17 and 29 who is a sports fan, collared shirt wearer, and most likely a college student that is prominent in a Fraternity. Statistics indicate that nearly 85% of these people are named Chad.
I went to a football game last week, and couldn't find a seat on account of all the Gomes there.

Hey dude, wanna play some Gomeball later?

Kappa Gome Theta threw the craziest party last night!
by Chadwick Stevens April 10, 2011
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