Gomes

Gomes is a Portuguese surname. It is derived from the Visigothic word guma meaning "man". In the English language, the pronunciation rhymes with homes.

Gomez is Spanish, Gomes is Portuguese!

by masstransit September 10, 2013

Gomes

Pulling a Gomes is not doing what you planned on doing, sleeping all day, leaving you on seen, saying you will be there but you cancel last minute, saying you can't go out and then you see him an hour later. Pulling a Gomes can also be doing your college thesis at the last minute, getting lazy to pay for your senior trip, or even drinking free water cups at panera without buying anything.
The list goes on and on

Daniel: Hey Gabe, wanna come to the park?
Gabe: Yea sure, ill be there in 10 minutes.
*1 hour later*
Daniel: Did you just pull a Gomes on me?

by THEOGOFQUEENS February 9, 2014

gomes

To shit oneself by accident.

ROFL, did you hear about what happened to Eric on the way home from school? Yeah, he pulled a Gomes. Diarrhea running all down his leg.

by Smotts May 13, 2005

GOMES

To shit your pants while walking home from school.

I just gomesed in my pants.

by Kewl Kid May 13, 2005

Gomes

Worse than a Gomez, Gomer and Guido combined. Gomes is a steamy, ultra-runny, chunky (peanuts), light tan colored, most vile pile of diarrhea that one accidentally extricates at a inopportune moment. A Gomes is a surprise attack that can happen anywhere and always occurs while fully dressed. For some reason it has been know to occur at a disproportional rate while walking home from school. Perhaps due to being overly bored in class all day? To be called a Gomes is to be called this. Simply Nasty!

Example 1:

Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?

Angelo: What?

Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!

Angelo: No fucking way!

Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.

It soaked right through his shorts!

Angelo: Jesus.

Example 2:

Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!

by knobgobbler69 May 23, 2008

Gomes

That way cool dude that all the ladies love. He works at Subway and makes a killer sandwich. Gansta playa that gets all deez....PHATITUDE!!!!

Dang, I just ate me an awesome Gomes sandwich!

by Tommy Van Vliet April 28, 2005

Gomes

can be defined as "The Big Tub", "The Great One", "The Great White Shark", or simply "The Don of Poker".

Did you see Gomes today ?
Yea, he was parked illegally and got a ticket.

by Bob May 5, 2005